Goodbye Forever, Internet

It’s over! Please join me on my new Web site and check out my desktop management software.

In closing, here are some Googled photos of founder Jimmy John Liautaud.

Sandwich milestone proves nothing is impossible

Jimmy Johns shattered the 6-layer sandwich barrier with the introduction of its new weekly special: Se7en Layers In Heaven. Deadly, sinful, historic

Hot Beef Sundae, Bloody Hot Beef Sundae

JJ’s is closed for remodeling today -- I believe they’re putting in a nacho machine. (FINALLY.) I spotted this new food cart, boldly parked across the street. Obviously this is the first shot in what will be a bitter war -- how will Jimmy Johns respond?

Lunch

The JJ’s FlavorHammer (#21) comes with the best topping ever -– a smaller version of itself

Something completely different today

Just this once, I need to step away from my "day job" -- providing thoughtful, sandwich-based entertainment for the Internet. At the end of the day, it's not about what some successful blogger ate for lunch (turkey on wheat today, BTW). It's about making a difference in your life. And touching your heart.

So now you know: I am passionate about the struggle to end violent crime in America. And I am begging you: take a minute to watch the public service announcement below. If you're moved to contribute, please donate generously. Thank you.

Instant cure for a case of the Tuesdays

JJ's #15, the split hog balls sandwich

Tiny candy sandwiches satisfy...the fun size way

I bought a big bowl of these and just snacked on 'em all day long

I can admit when I'm wrong, and my heart tells me it's time to reconcile

A single slice of aged venison and some buttered bread. Jimmy Johns, did we just become best friends again?

Lunch

Sorry for the infrequent posts the last few days -- I’ve been home sick. The doctors are still running tests, but early signs indicate it’s a sandwich-bourne illness. Anyway, today I got the #3, the mayo salad sandwich

Oh God, so violently ill

What is happening inside my body -- please Lord, stop the stabbing pains and torrential vomiting

Alarming secrecy

They wouldn't tell me what's in this week's special! A flagrant violation of FDA labeling laws. Granted, this sandwich is called called the "JJ Confidential" and features something called "Riddler Sauce." But if you're allergic to peanuts or gluten -- call your lawyer

Summer must be dwindling away

Only available the last week of summer, the JJ HarvestMaster sustainably brims with heirloom tomatoes from local growers. Tasted just like ketchup/poison

Grilled Cheese Letdown

In my opinion, JJ's Arm & Hammer & Cheese comes with way too much baking soda

Minimalist Perfection

the #19, aka the LT. Kudos, Jimmy Johns, for understanding that simplicity is indeed the ultimate sophistication. I ate 13 of these

Late lunch disappointment

Ham paste with cucumber. Disgusting, isn't it? I ordered a #6 with NO CUCUMBER. All I can say is WAKE UP JIMMY JOHNS. When a guy orders a #6 and tells you to "keep it pink" -- you do it. And if you don't, you will get the whole blogosphere trashing you

New Hire at my Jimmy Johns

Started last week! Sadly, I heard Tim was hit by a car, and then fired

This took three hours to eat

and I'm so upset I can barely blog about it

Number 19

New menu item, the LongJimmy LongJohns Chili Dog. Name's a little too PG-13 -- delicious though

Breakfast

Unbelievable amount of maple mayo nestled within

Forgot my wallet

So I had to skip lunch. Also forgot my cell -- so I staffed a conference call on JJ's sandwich phone

Lunch

Can't go wrong with #15, Chicken Knobs-n-Gravy

Late lunch

Was starving. Got the Jimmy's Pork Slider (Yes, I TurboSized it)

TYDTJJD

Take Your Dog to Jimmy John's Day. Got the Turkey on Wheat on Dog

Lunch

Had a Friday deal on the JJ MetaBundle, so I got the #5 and #7 sandwiched between a #4 and #13

Number 7

Jimmy's Famous Rib Sandwich and a Capri-Sun (not pictured)

Afternoon Snack

Shrimpwich with SauceLovers Dual Dunx

Number 10

The Reuben, on Jimmy's Marbled Rye

Salami Trio with Extra Sour Cream

Breakfast

Omelette Footlong

Afternoon Snack

Hunter's Club Unwich

Number 12

Beach Club