When it Rains it Drizzles

My special order today, like two minutes after the court order expired: A GlobWich squirted out on french, and I had them run it through the sauce gauntlet twice. Um JJ's? Yeah, we're gonna need a bigger #napkin

Misery Trio Sampler

Terrible news this morning. So distraught I couldn't see the menu board. Between sobs, I said "just make me three very sad sandwiches." And again, JJ's *nailed it*

Sweet sandwich emotions courtesey of Jimmy John's

#22 Fudge Crunk sandwich, lite mayo on the side. (HEALTH TIP: get your mayo on the side).

Goodbye Forever, Internet

It’s over! Please join me on my new Web site and check out my desktop management software.

In closing, here are some Googled photos of founder Jimmy John Liautaud.

Sandwich milestone proves nothing is impossible

Jimmy Johns shattered the 6-layer sandwich barrier with the introduction of its new weekly special: Se7en Layers In Heaven. Deadly, sinful, historic

Hot Beef Sundae, Bloody Hot Beef Sundae

JJ’s is closed for remodeling today -- I believe they’re putting in a nacho machine. (FINALLY.) I spotted this new food cart, boldly parked across the street. Obviously this is the first shot in what will be a bitter war -- how will Jimmy Johns respond?

Lunch

The JJ’s FlavorHammer (#21) comes with the best topping ever -– a smaller version of itself

Something completely different today

Just this once, I need to step away from my "day job" -- providing thoughtful, sandwich-based entertainment for the Internet. At the end of the day, it's not about what some successful blogger ate for lunch (turkey on wheat today, BTW). It's about making a difference in your life. And touching your heart.

So now you know: I am passionate about the struggle to end violent crime in America. And I am begging you: take a minute to watch the public service announcement below. If you're moved to contribute, please donate generously. Thank you.

Instant cure for a case of the Tuesdays

JJ's #15, the split hog balls sandwich

Tiny candy sandwiches satisfy...the fun size way

I bought a big bowl of these and just snacked on 'em all day long

I can admit when I'm wrong, and my heart tells me it's time to reconcile

A single slice of aged venison and some buttered bread. Jimmy Johns, did we just become best friends again?

Lunch

Sorry for the infrequent posts the last few days -- I’ve been home sick. The doctors are still running tests, but early signs indicate it’s a sandwich-bourne illness. Anyway, today I got the #3, the mayo salad sandwich

Oh God, so violently ill

What is happening inside my body -- please Lord, stop the stabbing pains and torrential vomiting

Alarming secrecy

They wouldn't tell me what's in this week's special! A flagrant violation of FDA labeling laws. Granted, this sandwich is called called the "JJ Confidential" and features something called "Riddler Sauce." But if you're allergic to peanuts or gluten -- call your lawyer

Summer must be dwindling away

Only available the last week of summer, the JJ HarvestMaster sustainably brims with heirloom tomatoes from local growers. Tasted just like ketchup/poison

Grilled Cheese Letdown

In my opinion, JJ's Arm & Hammer & Cheese comes with way too much baking soda

Minimalist Perfection

the #19, aka the LT. Kudos, Jimmy Johns, for understanding that simplicity is indeed the ultimate sophistication. I ate 13 of these

Late lunch disappointment

Ham paste with cucumber. Disgusting, isn't it? I ordered a #6 with NO CUCUMBER. All I can say is WAKE UP JIMMY JOHNS. When a guy orders a #6 and tells you to "keep it pink" -- you do it. And if you don't, you will get the whole blogosphere trashing you

New Hire at my Jimmy Johns

Started last week! Sadly, I heard Tim was hit by a car, and then fired

This took three hours to eat

and I'm so upset I can barely blog about it