Friday, August 29, 2008

Alarming secrecy

They wouldn't tell me what's in this week's special! A flagrant violation of FDA labeling laws. Granted, this sandwich is called called the "JJ Confidential" and features something called "Riddler Sauce." But if you're allergic to peanuts or gluten -- call your lawyer

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Summer must be dwindling away

Only available the last week of summer, the JJ HarvestMaster sustainably brims with heirloom tomatoes from local growers. Tasted just like ketchup/poison

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Grilled Cheese Letdown

In my opinion, JJ's Arm & Hammer & Cheese comes with way too much baking soda

Monday, August 25, 2008

Minimalist Perfection

the #19, aka the LT. Kudos, Jimmy Johns, for understanding that simplicity is indeed the ultimate sophistication. I ate 13 of these

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Late lunch disappointment

Ham paste with cucumber. Disgusting, isn't it? I ordered a #6 with NO CUCUMBER. All I can say is WAKE UP JIMMY JOHNS. When a guy orders a #6 and tells you to "keep it pink" -- you do it. And if you don't, you will get the whole blogosphere trashing you

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

New Hire at my Jimmy Johns

Started last week! Sadly, I heard Tim was hit by a car, and then fired

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

This took three hours to eat

and I'm so upset I can barely blog about it