Something completely different today

Just this once, I need to step away from my "day job" -- providing thoughtful, sandwich-based entertainment for the Internet. At the end of the day, it's not about what some successful blogger ate for lunch (turkey on wheat today, BTW). It's about making a difference in your life. And touching your heart.

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Instant cure for a case of the Tuesdays

JJ's #15, the split hog balls sandwich

Tiny candy sandwiches satisfy...the fun size way

I bought a big bowl of these and just snacked on 'em all day long

I can admit when I'm wrong, and my heart tells me it's time to reconcile

A single slice of aged venison and some buttered bread. Jimmy Johns, did we just become best friends again?

Lunch

Sorry for the infrequent posts the last few days -- I’ve been home sick. The doctors are still running tests, but early signs indicate it’s a sandwich-bourne illness. Anyway, today I got the #3, the mayo salad sandwich

Oh God, so violently ill

What is happening inside my body -- please Lord, stop the stabbing pains and torrential vomiting

Alarming secrecy

They wouldn't tell me what's in this week's special! A flagrant violation of FDA labeling laws. Granted, this sandwich is called called the "JJ Confidential" and features something called "Riddler Sauce." But if you're allergic to peanuts or gluten -- call your lawyer